goodie and nick

Because then you'll be a member of our website, and in this modern world it feels nice to belong to something!

Also, you need to be a member to view certain sections of this site like the daily cartoon, the filthy jokes, the forum and our gigs diary. Plus members can build their own profile, get in touch with other members, participate in our forum, submit links and news items, and get the occasional email from us too! Read on to find out how to join...

Over there on the left you'll see a link that says register - click on it & fill in the info. Make sure you put in a real email address as the system will then send you an email to complete the registration process. (If you don't seem to get the email, remember to check your spam or bulk folder, as sometimes our messages get accidentally delivered there. Huh) Then come back and log in & explore the wonderful new world of the Member Menu!

Have fun! And if you have any suggestions on how to make this a better place to be, please let us know.